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Things the Turks are no longer allowed to do as listed by Shinra inc 1. Reno is not allowed to be naked at Headquarters. Ever Again. 2. Synchronized panicking is not part of a proper battle plan. 3. Veld should never again be addressed as "Dad" 4. Or "Mom" 5. And no Vincent is not 'Mom' either. or 'Dad' or 'That crazy uncle I always wanted' 6. The proper way to report to a superior is 'yes sir' not 'You can't prove at thing. 7. 'Operation Irritate the Hell Out of Tseng' is not an official mission, no matter what Reno or Two Guns say. 8. Debriefings should not be preceded by tequila shots. 9. Debriefings should not be followed by tequila shot

Things the Normandy crew are not allowed to do as written by Council 86. Men can not get pregnant that we are aware of. 87. You shouldn't stalk your co-workers 89. Or the Primarch 98. or the council 90. or random people on the street. 100. Don't lick people. 101. The cake is not a lie 102. Punching superior officers to 'test for reflexes' is not allowed. 103. Please remember Victus does hit back. 104. Not allowed to use shore leave to 'Journey to Mordor to destroy the one ring.' 105. Not allowed to use shore leave to 'Take a shortcut and throw it in the black hole that is the councilors hearts.' 106. Kidnapping people for a scavenger hun

Things the Normandy crew are not allowed to do as written by Council part two 40. The turian feild of honor is not to be envoked in regardeds to small children. 41. Or because some one called you fat 42. We know which of you were old enough to have fought in relay 314/first contact war 43. In regards to rules 26 - 28 borrowing the Primarch makes no difference the rules are still in effect  and it's still kidnapping 44. Kidnapping defined in regards to Primarch Victus is taking him away from his work by force without prior warning or authorization   45. Even if he doesn't mind 46. And even if it didn't involve force 47. Please note that

Things the Normandy crew are not allowed to do as written by Council 1.Shepard may not be naked at C-Sec Headquarters. Ever Again. 2. 'Oops' is not an appropriate response when asked to report. 3.'Operation Irritate the Hell Out of The Councilors’ is not an official mission, no matter what Garrus or Shepard have said. 4. Shooting things off the presidium is not allowed. 5.'Kill everything!’ is not an effective diplomatic policy. 6. Neither are explosives. 7. The Normandy crew members may not adopt thresher maws, varren, or impressionable children.   8. No not even if Primarch Victus believes it to be alright. 9. The council do